lights off when they should be on, even stars and skies above

© SALVATOREH
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  •  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

megalodonsrockyourshat:

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thisurlisunavailable:

i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is 

imagefound it

excuse

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you

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i give up

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sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter



foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.



doomeafavour:

x

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stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this



rocksliam:

image

*heavy breathing* *faints*

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dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.



i loved you& i why are people hating on it im

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lionboylouis:

im out of control

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